Poets are the worst.
If you have not seen his show I do not know what you are doing with your life
he has been working with Judd Apatow so he will be appearing in a few pictures. but his stand up is Bo Burnham “words, words, words” or something but he is hilarious and muti talented !
"Terrible Things"
By the time I was your age, I’d give anything
To fall in love truly, was all I could think
That’s when I met your mother, the girl of my dreams
The most beautiful woman, that I’d ever seen
She said, “Boy can I tell you a wonderful thing?
I can’t help but notice, you’re staring at me.
I know I shouldn’t say this, but I really believe
I can tell by your eyes that you’re in love with me”
Now son, I’m only telling you this…
Because life, can do terrible things
Now most of the time, we’d had too much to drink
And we’d laugh at the stars and we’d share everything
Too young to notice, and too dumb to care
Love was a story, that couldn’t compare
I said, “Girl, can I tell you a wonderful thing?
I made you a present with paper and string.
Open with care now, I’m asking you, please.
You know that I love you, will you marry me?”
Now son, I’m only telling you this…
Because life, can do terrible things
You’ll learn, one day, I’ll hope and I’ll pray
That God, shows you differently
She said, “Boy can I tell you, a terrible thing?
It seems that I’m sick and I’ve only got weeks.
Please, don’t be sad now, I really believe
You were the greatest thing that ever happened to me”
Slow, so slow
I fell to the ground, on my knees
So don’t fall in love, there’s just too much to lose
If given the choice, then, I’m begging you, choose
To walk away, walk away, don’t let her get you.
I can’t bear to see the same happen to you.
Now son, I’m only telling you this…
…Because life, can do terrible things
To fall in love truly, was all I could think
That’s when I met your mother, the girl of my dreams
The most beautiful woman, that I’d ever seen
She said, “Boy can I tell you a wonderful thing?
I can’t help but notice, you’re staring at me.
I know I shouldn’t say this, but I really believe
I can tell by your eyes that you’re in love with me”
Now son, I’m only telling you this…
Because life, can do terrible things
Now most of the time, we’d had too much to drink
And we’d laugh at the stars and we’d share everything
Too young to notice, and too dumb to care
Love was a story, that couldn’t compare
I said, “Girl, can I tell you a wonderful thing?
I made you a present with paper and string.
Open with care now, I’m asking you, please.
You know that I love you, will you marry me?”
Now son, I’m only telling you this…
Because life, can do terrible things
You’ll learn, one day, I’ll hope and I’ll pray
That God, shows you differently
She said, “Boy can I tell you, a terrible thing?
It seems that I’m sick and I’ve only got weeks.
Please, don’t be sad now, I really believe
You were the greatest thing that ever happened to me”
Slow, so slow
I fell to the ground, on my knees
So don’t fall in love, there’s just too much to lose
If given the choice, then, I’m begging you, choose
To walk away, walk away, don’t let her get you.
I can’t bear to see the same happen to you.
Now son, I’m only telling you this…
…Because life, can do terrible things
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Obscure questions
1:What eye color do you find sexiest?
2:White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3:If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4:Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5:Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6:What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7:Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8:Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9:Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10:Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11:Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12:Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13:If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14:What's your most favorite part of your body?
15:What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16:Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17:Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18:Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19:What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20:Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21:Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22:Which continents have you been on?
23:Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24:Backpacks or satchels?
25:Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26:What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27:If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28:If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29:Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30:The latest you've ever slept?
31:Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32:Do you pick at scabs?
33:Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34:How far can you throw a baseball?
35:If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36:Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37:Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38:A relationship with love or one with sex?
39:Do you eat enough vegetables?
40:Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41:Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42:Do you swear in front of your parents?
43:Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44:If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45:Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46:Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47:City or nature person?
48:Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49:Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50:Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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