How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

Dad:Have you seen my phone?
You:I sent it off, I know not where.
Sister:Will you wash the dishes?
Me:No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
Friend:You're so crazy.
Me:Is it madness? IS IT?
Friend:I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
Me:TELL MEEEEE!!!
Sister:Is Dad awake yet?
Me:Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sister:Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
Me:I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
Mom:Stop changing channels--
Me:It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

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