A monologue

I have been wrongfully accused. I am hated by almost everyone and cursed everywhere I go. I am held responsible for some of the most terrible things experienced by communities, families, and lovers. They blame me for the crimes of others, the crimes of stupidity, and the crimes of fate. They say I am the enemy of hope and love, and I happen to be friends of both. I have a job like everyone else; I perform the same task day in and day out like the rest of you. I am just a necessary as the garbage man, more necessary than the garbage man actually even though we perform the same basic function. Do you blame him that you peeled a banana and have thrown out the peel; is he scorned for taking it to where it’s supposed to be?… Although if I am the garbage man what does that make you; I am Death, I come to you all. With out me Life could never be reborn. It would linger and stagnate. I am the effect not the cause. If a person is caught in an avalanche or drowns is that may fault. Yes I have come but not of my own will, I am as trapped as the souls who call me. Did you know I’ve never seen a birthday? I’ve never seen a wedding, never seen love; only grief, only the last lingering moments at the tail end of a life. I only see the aftermath, the despair, the loneliness; I’ve watched the eyes of a person filled with desperation and horror while they watch their lover slip away in a hospital bed. I’ve watched children shaking their parents, begging for them to wake up, to young to comprehend the image of a bullet riddled body, and yet even they understand me, they know death when they see it; what irony, that ones so young could not understand a lover’s kiss, and yet they know me. The thing that you people take for granted is staggering. What do I know of food? I know what it is to watch your child choke to death of a piece of meat; I know what it is to scream silently in desperation as your face turns blue and everything fades into the horrifying darkness. I know nothing of love, all I know is what it is to lose love in the most horrific fashions, to be betrayed by lovers. And sex does nothing but disgust me; the endless shrieks of dying agony from thousands of raped women will ring in my ears for eternity. Every time I close my eyes I can see the life slipping from theirs, the horror reflected by them, their last experience in life, frozen in my mind for all of time. Through everything I’ve witnessed I will tell you the most beautiful thing I’ve seen. I was called into a house, I entered the bedroom and I saw an old woman lying in the arms of her husband. They looked up at me when I entered and smiled and she said, “We’ve been waiting for you.” And then they turned to one another, and they kissed each other, and then I took them both. The closest thing I have ever come to experiencing love was witnessing the sparkle in their eyes when they looked at one another, that sparkle still shines, a tiny light in the darkness. It really should be me who hates you. But that single moment in a vast ocean of horror, grief, and anguish keeps me from that. Even Death has hope, hope of freezing another moment of love in time, and perhaps this time I’ll understand what love is.
~Death

I was asked this on my Disney blog

OK so my idea of a perfect date 

It would be (and not to sound like I am putting my self up or anything) but all about the girl, I am using this time and all these elements to show her that I care about her, hopefully since we are dating I know a descent amount of what she likes, everything will point to her cup of tea, or how she would like it, from the places we go to the things we do, and more importantly all the little details, everything to the way I sit or position I am in will say that I am interested in what she is saying and that I care enough to make sure I understand it, I think all good dates should include food, entertainment, and seclusion and not necessarily in that order but definitely ending with seclusion most of the time with either a drive or a walk something like that<3

My favorite Disney Related child hood memory?

We were at Epcot the last night we were staying in Orlando and it started to pour and would not give up an me and my memaw went from country to country running and splashing in the rain and trying some food from each place!!!! <3

Biggest turn ons-

  1. my hair to be played with
  2. my neck to be kissed
  3. a girl who can look amazing in a t shirt and jeans or any like simple thing she just throws on <3
  4. the arch <333333
  5. sweet and tenderness in general

turn offs-

  1. Rudeness or disrespect in any way
  2. mean or hatefulness
  3. for some reason capri and goucho style bottoms (sorry I have no idea how to spell them), they are a big turn off because to me they make you waist and rear end look wider and torsos’ disfigured, as well just all around extremely less attractive, they are seriously clothing abortions that is why they stop at the length they do, because they just didn’t go full term LOL
  4. when girls use the word “like” more than twice in a conversation.
  5. People who are overly atheistic and forceful about it 
Source: http://theguywholovesdisney.tumblr.com/

disneyexaminer:

New ‘Big Cheese’ at Walt Disney Studios!
DisneyExaminer would like to congratulate Alan Horn! Who? Alan Horn!
Mr. Horn was named Chairman of the Walt Disney Studios on May 31 by Disney CEO Bob Iger. He will take the reigns on June 1…

disneyexaminer:

New ‘Big Cheese’ at Walt Disney Studios!

DisneyExaminer would like to congratulate Alan Horn! Who? Alan Horn!

Mr. Horn was named Chairman of the Walt Disney Studios on May 31 by Disney CEO Bob Iger. He will take the reigns on June 11.

As Chairman, Horn will oversee worldwide operations for The Walt Disney Studios including production, distribution and marketing for live-action and animated films from Disney, Pixar and Marvel, as well as marketing and distribution for DreamWorks Studios films released under the Touchstone Pictures banner. Disney’s music and theatrical divisions will also report to Horn.

Horn’s last job was President & COO of Warner Brothers Entertainment and overseeing their projects, so he knows his way around.

On behalf of the DisneyExaminer team, I send our congratulations and best wishes to Mr. Horn for a magical year of Disney entertainment!

Source: http://theguywholovesdisney.tumblr.com/

Maybe one of the best combo fandom blogs ever just look at the URL !!!!! Potter, Hunger games, Percy jackson, AHHHHHHH

Me:Why don't you create a Tumblr?
Percy:And have monsters, giants, Gaea, gods and titans following me? Neh.
Me:
Percy:
Me:LOL